Officer: I just ran over a bicyclist. I think he's dead.
Dispatcher: Keep calm. First you have to make sure that he's dead.
Officer: [wump, wump] Yeah, he's dead.
6 posted on 09/04/2014 5:45:16 PM PDT by KarlInOhio
(The IRS: either criminally irresponsible in backup procedures or criminally responsible of coverup.)