In a non-working freezer in the garage, with lots of stuff piled on top of it.
Amidst the toilet paper and feminine hygiene products in the bathroom closet
Under a pile of pet stuff, assuming the pet can’t get into it and ruin it
In that bin of excess cables and electronic piece parts you can’t fit with everything else, with the added bonus that it explains any metal detector hits
That’s a good suggestion.
What if the officer came to the door of one of those “hoarders” they show on TV. Where there’s so much stuff you can hardly walk through the house?
Wonder if the officer just give up before he started and move on to the neighbors, because it would take to long to ramsack the place?
The downside is they know who is buying what. Especially if you’ve purchased anything online.