I hope I never have to be judged by a jury of my Freeper peers.
Why nothing could be fairer than that!
The jury would be half cop-lovers or actual cops, the other half, fervent supporters of the vic. But why worry! You wouldn't even get to trial. You would be picked off at 1,000 meters with a silenced Barrett .50 by the FR gunners.
Mike* Brown's mysterious, untimely, and very messy demise also illustrates another great principle of American jurisprudence. Everyone entitled to their very own set of facts and the God-given right to replace the family TV with a really big flat-screen for FREE!
*Condolence to his family. RIP. (and thanks for naming him "Michael" and not something like "Mikuelicious.") Their calls for neighborhood peace and calm do them much credit