Oh my gosh - I must be jaded. I found your remark hilarious and its really sad what people will do to others for the almighty dollar. I’m sort of ashamed of myself, but I’m still chuckling. Maybe I need help!
Yeah, it was a crass comment - but the purpose of it was to point out the sheer stupidity of headline writers.
Nothing beats this one, so far though:
“Police: Crack Found in Man’s Buttocks”