“People of Detriot...leave your bonage...get a job in another city.”
Just not west of Lansing. We...uh...we all have super plague!
*cough* *cough*
You totally dont want to get anywhere near us. For your own safety! *cough*
I don’t think you have to worry - a hurricane in New Orleans didn’t flush out the welfare society down there...I doubt a turned off water pipeline will do anything to change their minds...