The Bergdahl Transaction/Banana Boat Song Parody

Mononymous1/Wordpress ^ | 6/4/2014 | Mononymous1

[mononymous]

The story line is that our government leaves no soldier behind and if this is to be believed, one has to ask, why did we leave behind the team at Benghazi? Is the qualifier that if combat is necessary, we’d leave our folks behind? Can the leftists praising the Bergdahl transaction, in their new found interest in the welfare of our military, explain why this “rescue” was necessary but the guys in Benghazi weren’t worthy? Or is it simply a matter of, “what difference, at this point, does it make”?

Incidentally, with this Administration, the outing of the CIA Chief in Afghanistan may have been another demand made by the terrorists as a condition for releasing Mr. Bergdahl.

Following is a parody of the Banana Boat song, in an imagined vocalization by the President; in which case, the references to Allah would be in genuine praise.

By Allah, All-ah-ah-ah
Conversion done, me bring him home
Ah, By Allah, by Allah, by Allah, by Allah, by
Allah, Allah-ah-ah-ah
Conversion done, me bring him home

Walked off base, drunk on rum
Conversion done, me bring him home
Now pray five times a day, religion found
Conversion done, me bring him home

Oh, Mr. Taliban, take your terrorists
Conversion done, me bring him home
Oh, Mr. Taliban, take your terrorists
Conversion done, me bring him home
Take one, two, three, four, five, the whole bunch!
Conversion done, me bring him home
One, two, three, four, five the whole bunch!
Conversion done, me bring him home
By Allah, Allah-ah-ah
Conversion done, me bring him home

Ah, By Allah, by Allah, by Allah, by Allah, by Allah, Allah-ah-ah-ah
Conversion done, me bring him home
A hardened bunch of terrorists
Conversion done, me bring him home
But they are really nice Islamists
Conversion done, me bring him home
Take one, two, three, four, five, the whole bunch!
Conversion done, me bring him home
One, two, three, four, five the whole bunch!
Conversion done, me bring him home
By Allah, Allah-ah-ah
Conversion done, me bring him home

Ah, By Allah, by Allah, by Allah, by Allah, by Allah, Allah-ah-ah-ah
Conversion done, me bring him home
Oh, Mr. Taliban, take your terrorists
Conversion done, me bring him home
Oh, Mr. Taliban, take your terrorists
Conversion done, me bring him home
By Allah, Allah-ah-ah
Conversion done, me bring him home

Ah, By Allah, by Allah, by Allah, by Allah, by Allah, Allah-ah-ah-ah
Conversion done, me bring him home

[mononymous]

The price on the life of a soldier and perhaps any American, has been set by this administration = five terrorists + CIA Chief's job + $???. The price of the lives of the men who died in Benghazi?

[Mrs. Don-o]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btUY8rGJGU8

Brilliant use of parody there. "Come, Mr. Taliban..."

[mononymous]

Thank you.