[bigbob]

If it meant I’d never have to remember, update, or worry about the security of another password as long as I live, it might be worth thinking about...

[moovova]

"If it meant I’d never have to remember, update, or worry about the security of another password as long as I live, it might be worth thinking about..."

Or maybe, you could just call NSA's direct line: 1-800-WhatsMyPassword.