[Fiji Hill]

If his father hadn’t changed the family surname he would not have become ruler of Germany...no one could pledge eternal allegiance to a doofus with bad hair, goofy mustache, and a name like Schicklgruber. hahahahaha

But at about the same time, a guy with a goofy mustache named Sosso Dzhugashvili gained total control of a nearby country.

[Bobalu]

Soso, um, that was Stalin, right?

Soso was like a nickname I think, but the surname of Dzhugashvili was, I believe, Stalin’s real last name
before he changed it?

That’s a weird last name for sure :-)