Scientists look to create ‘Problem-Free Cow’ with less emissions

Conservative Action Alerts ^ | April 9, 2014 | The Blog

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

DANG!

[PapaNew]

I’d rather they looked at problem-free politicians.

[Mastador1]

That’s just wrong, they need to go in the opposite direction, hook hoses up to the cows and power the Thunderdome!

[nixonsnose]

they will replace all the cows, the cows will all die, and everyone will starve!

[FatherofFive]

Without CO2, there are no plants. Without plants, there is no Oxygen. Without Oxygen, there are no people.

So what is the problem with CO2?

[william clark]

Can I sign up my bull terrier for the testing phase?

[353FMG]

The day will come that every American will have to report to their neighborhood federal office to have their finger pulled.

Woe to those that fail the test.

[I want the USA back]

Liberalism is a mental disorder. Need more proof?

[Rio]

[jagusafr]

Because what we really need is more genetically modified foodstuffs.

Idiots.

[Jeff Chandler]

Build a better moo cow, and the world will beat a path to your door.

[Loyalist]

Sow the wind, reap the whirlwind.

[Texas resident]

Here is a plan.
Ok, so the tyrant wants to reduce emissions from cows.
The scientists should try different feed blends while a member of this regime personally keep their nose near the offending orifice until they are satisfied. Shouldn’t take more than 10 years or so.

[Dr. Bogus Pachysandra]

Backpacks! I predicted that long ago.

[epluribus_2]

no we’ll just have to go vegan. Mission accomplished.

[Uncle Miltie]

"gas backpacks"

[Zeppo]

If they truly want to reduce bovine emissions, they should work on developing “a next-generation Michael Moore, whose greenhouse gas emissions would be cut by anti-methane pills, burp scanners and gas backpacks.”

I think that we all can come together in support of having “a problem-free Michael Moore.”

[Secret Agent Man]

Liberals release more gas than cows. They already have sticks up their asses, just replace them with corks.

[Buckeye McFrog]

Those things have four stomachs. Good luck with that.