I realize that it's semi-satirical, but two minor quibbles:
(1) Minority Voter Fraud (A bit of a redundancy there.)
Actually voter fraud in the US was pretty much perfected by whites, particularly white ethnic-dominated big city Democrat machines. This relatively new "minority" voter fraud is mostly masterminded and managed from above by leftist white Democratic hacks with some "minorities" as willing pawns carrying out their schemes in exchange for government handouts, while the rest of the country is ripped off. Votes for handouts, with some voter fraud in the mix, was very characteristic of the FDR New Deal era, and there were relatively few blacks involved in those schemes back then.
(2)African-Americans were in bondage for 400 years in the New World. Of course, during that entire period of white exploitation of this noble race, the slaves were denied the franchise.
A arithmetical gaffe by the Holderites here. Columbus comes to the New World in 1492. 400 years later is 1892, AFTER the slaves in the US were emancipated, and AFTER slavery ended in just about the entire New World. But to expect the current left to be able to know basic arithmetic and history is expecting too much, their minds being so underdeveloped. Yes, a mind is a terrible thing to waste!
(1.) Your eurocentric views of exploration history are bound to get you in trouble in the Political Re-Education Camps now under construction by Homeland Security. African traders were sailing back and forth to the New World for ages before these white devils arrived with their diseases, slavery, and fast food franchises.
(2.) voter fraud in the US was pretty much perfected by whites, Yabut, black people were working on it and white men jumped on it. As you know, white men can't jump.