I remember one school having a fire drill in winter.
We were not allowed to grab our coats, we were shuffled outside into the snow.
Parents pitched a fit, the principal said, “If we had a real fire..”
Parents got even more outraged, he finally said, “oopsies.”
We had a different principal the next year.
If someone said that to me I’d say “If there’s a real fire I’ll run outside naked.”