Say you know, I think this is a hoax. Look at the bottom, the writers bio:
SOPHIA BOETTCHER
Sophia is a 23-year-old dyslexic programmer, writer and wino in Silicon Valley. Her alma mater is Santa Clara University, where she double majored in Computer Science and German Studies. In the morning, Sophia likes to improvise on her fiancee’s Yamaha baby grand and annoy the neighbors. She has played violin, viola and mandolin for eight years, and has performed with the SCU Concert Choir and Orchestra. One of her dreams is to open an organic, gluten-free restaurant on a hillside in New Zealand and work as the chef-proprietor there.
OMG! I think if she dumps the guy for gal and starts adopting black babies from Africa she has a shot at being the world's greatest lib.