Thompson would be good...call him Tommy.
John is so pedestrian....though John for Browning or Thompson, or Garand...
Gene for Stoner
Bill for Ruger
(or how bout Mike for Kalashnickov?)
Oliver for Winchester
Sam for Colt
I’m kind of partial to ‘Bushmaster’, myself.
What about Tim Gunn, Shell Oil, or Scope Mouthwash? What about Target or Cracker Barrel? When will the NFL change the name of the shotgun and pistol formations? Where does it end?