[Talisker]

What thrills me is knowing that somewhere out there, in the great vastness of it all, is a planet shaped just like Alfred E. Newman's head. I mean, how could it not be out there?

Depends on what your definition of great vastness, is.

But think about the generally accepted definition of great vastness - it's already come up with - you.

Compared to that, a planet shaped just like Alfred E. Newman's head is trivial.

; )

[Yardstick]

Yes, exactly!

There also is a planetary system that looks just like the Jackson 5. In fact, there are two of them — one with Jermaine and the other without.

Like you say, it’s trivially obvious that these things exist.