Dummy Dennis Rodman on his BBF's Dictatorship, Death Camps, and Executions-by-Dog: "NOT MY JOB!"

Reaganite Republican ^ | 06 January 2014 | Reaganite Republican

[ETL]

You’re welcome.

[Admin Moderator]

I pegged you as a racist - and I was right.

See ya later, KKKluxer...

[TheOldLady]

So long, Farnsworth (Posting History)
Hat Tip to humblegunner
Racism is an ugly thing, and Farnsworth is an ugly racist
Viking Kitties will now happily dine on his crispy, lightning-roasted carcass


Go back to the KKK and let them know we extinguished your flaming cross



FReepmail TheOldLady to get ON or OFF the ZOT LIGHTNING ping list.

[Bikkuri]

Hm... never heard of him before yesterday... saw aa few of his posts and was wondering why he was still here..

Guess that is taken care of (for now) ;^)

[TheOldLady]

He was three years old [Since 12-28-2010], and I had never heard of him either.

[Arrowhead1952]

[trisham]

What an idiot he was.

[RitaOK]

Champion of the lightning trigger finger there! Awesome fire power, ol girl, but, did you burn your finger on this one?

You left a really short thread to peruse, for us perusers, this time around! Now I have to check out his dang posting history.

My favorite old poop, humblegunner, can read the crosshairs on time, too!

Nice.

[humblegunner]

I had a feeling his time was short when he started arguing with Jim and a Moderator about how he should be able to make up his own titles for threads.

Probably not the wisest tactic, that.

[RitaOK]

Yes! I just this moment got to that part in his posting history! I couldn't believe my eyes! What a probable pothead, (in both senses of the word). Why mess with a rock star of freedom and a Republic, with a website, and just a little experience? You ran down a real spacey airhead, methinks. ♡♥♡

[MestaMachine]

WHY do I miss everything?

[Col Freeper]

From: The Free Republic (FR) ZOT Investigation Office.

To: The poster self-identifying as Farnsworth.

Subject: ButtHurt Form.

Dear: Mr./Mrs./Ms./Homosexual/Metrosexual/Bisexual/Lesbian/Transsexual/Cross-Dresser/Switch-Hitter/Ambiguous/It

Oh my! You made a really ugly mess in Aisle 3 didn't you!

Couldn't see where you were going wearing that white sheet, eh?

Maybe next time, you'll remember to cut some eye holes in the sheet.

No, probably not.

Regardless of what you decide about the eye holes, don't ever mistake FR as a KKK meeting place again.

Use your crayons on this ButtHurt Report Form to show everyone at FR why you got Zotted from the Premier Conservative Forum on the Internet.

[skinkinthegrass]

love that for me every time.

[TheOldLady]

I don’t know, Honey. You’re definitely on my ZOT LIGHTNING Ping List, and I ping you every time.

[TheOldLady]

Darlin’, you do know that I’m not a mod?

I can’t and don’t zot anyone, I just report the zots to the Viking Kitties on my ZOT LIGHTNING Ping List.

Also, your favorite old poop, Humblegunner, is a good friend of mine. [ smiles ]

[TheOldLady]

He certainly was.

[TheOldLady]

Classic! Thanks.

[RitaOK]

NO! You aren't the fire fingered hot rocket, after all? I'm shocked. Shocked! There is gambling in the house! I have never been so informed, so I ran with the skewed evidence at hand and now, tragically, find my assumptions were just that-- assumptions. Well, ol girl, break-up's are never easy, so I am stuffing my wet hair into the light socket right now! Could you at least arrange a bolt of lightning for me, or maybe a FR blimp flyover? Seriously, now that I think about it, I have decided to love your ping finger. (I switched at the last minute and saved myself from an electric charge! And you, of course, from any residue of responsibility for my imminent demise, had it occurred. .) ♡♥♡ Rita

[RitaOK]

Sorry that post was one text altogether.

My keyboard has stopped spacing my replies. I wonder what caused that? Just today, I noticed the loss for paragraph spacing in my posts, but it’s there while I type, before I post. Anyway, it makes for laborious reading.

Sorry about that.