Posted on 12/29/2013 10:57:33 AM PST by Starman417
Likely you have noticed. You hear Barack Obama say something today and it just doesn't seem to be what you remember him saying originally. It seems very different. To assist liberals in understanding what Barack Obama means when he says something I have compiled an Obama Bullsh*t Decoder that should be of great aid.
“If you like your health insurance plan, you can keep it” No you can't.
"If you like your doctor, you can keep your doctor" No you can't.
Obamacare will save you "about $2,500 per year." No it won't
“The NSA is not abusing its power” Yes it is.
If you make less than $250,000 per year you won't pay one Yes you will
penny more in taxes.
Benghazi "protest" was caused by a video No it wasn't
“I said benghazi was a terrorist attack from the beginning.” No you didn't.
“First of all, I didn’t set a red line,” Yes you did.
“You didn’t build that” Yes I did.
Obamacare fee is not a new tax Yes it is.
"We shouldn’t mandate the purchase of health care" 'Nuff said.
Would have the most transparent administration in history LMAO
I never met my uncle. Lived with him
No more wiretapping of citizens Worse now than ever.
Mother was denied insurance An abominable lie.
Knew nothing about IRS abuse. Not credible
Al Qaeda is on the run Um, nope.
This should provide a solid foundation for translating Barack Obama's words and promises. The simple rule of thumb is assume that whatever Obama says is a lie. The truth is the almost always the opposite of what he claims because he rarely does anything but lie.
You can't lose.
This is epitome of the Peter Principle. Barack Obama got where he is by pitting groups against each other, constantly blaming others for everything, never accepting responsibility and lying all the time.
(Excerpt) Read more at floppingaces.net...
It isn’t even WORTH it to use the old “his mouth is moving” standard...
He lies even when he isn’t talking!
The one about the Uncle is classic. I bet Michelle is not even clear on Obama’s murky past.
How To Lie 101....
when we finally get the damned transcripts released, you can be there was one course with a rock-solid “A” grade next to it!
(same with Pelosi and Reid, alas... the D party leadership has been usurped, it is definitely NOT the D party of your grandparents....which, all political differences aside, they could vote for without worrying they were helping sell out America or the Church....)
So what are you?
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Pimp?
Shill?
Posting Bot?
Liberals were blinded by a polished turd. Some of the shine is staring to fade. The media is out with cloth and Shinola but it may be a losing effort.
There are likely certain questions even Michelle knows not to ask Obama if she wants a real answer. Keep digging, and you will start losing your First Lady Hobby Projects, like Food Police Control Consultant, Our Next Taxpayer Supported Vacation Planning commission.
The man-boy Obama would lie when the truth would suit the situation better!!!
it's simple, mouth open = lie...
Lying.
Lying.
Lying.
Lying forcefully.
Lying quizzically.
Yep, you're right. That's a good test of whether Obastard is lying.
OUTSTANDING!!! Strenuously Lying
> The one about the Uncle is classic. I bet Michelle is not even clear on Obama’s murky past.
Must not because she still kisses him on the lips...
It is interesting how the NYT is working to cover some of the Big Zero's lies to try to resurrect Hillary Clinton's political career.
She probably tolerates the taste of Reggie on his breath.
Why aren't we constantly drumming up the real underlying progressive goal of fundamentally destroying America, and finding a way to neutralize it utterly; Stopping it in its tracks and reversing it?
How did he manage to get away with unconstitutional and criminal overreaching for five years?
Did the DNC have a summit and just decide to act illegally, push their agenda, ignore criticisms and even impeachable charges, stonewall, and see what happens?
Was it really that simple?
If his lips are moving, he is lying. If they are not moving, he’s waiting for the next lie to come up on the teleprompter.
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