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I Sincerely Hope The Guy Is Wearing An Athletic Supporter

Posted on 12/28/2013 8:26:30 PM PST by lbryce

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To: lbryce

When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn’t dead it is just afraid to move.

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.


21 posted on 12/28/2013 8:51:58 PM PST by 2ndDivisionVet (A courageous man finds a way, an ordinary man finds an excuse.)
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To: Slyfox

Thanks for the picture. Now I can explain why when looking at him close up, I wasn’t sure it was him.


22 posted on 12/28/2013 8:52:35 PM PST by lbryce (Obama:The Worst is Yet To Come)
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To: lbryce

No pilot in his right mind would ever mess with Chuck Norris. He doesn’t actually fly, he pushes the earth down.


23 posted on 12/28/2013 8:54:13 PM PST by Billthedrill
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To: FredZarguna

Brilliant!!


24 posted on 12/28/2013 8:56:35 PM PST by deweyfrank
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To: lbryce
I had the opportunity to meet Chuck Norris in person. My boys were with me at the time and we all got our picture made with him. He is taller in person than I thought.

I sent the picture out as our Christmas family photo. It was a real hoot.

25 posted on 12/28/2013 9:11:42 PM PST by Slyfox (We want our pre-existing HEALTH INSURANCE back!)
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To: lbryce
Yeah,but how does that compare to this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yzx7b2OAitE

26 posted on 12/28/2013 9:25:25 PM PST by PapaNew
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To: lbryce
Or this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-ntFxh53kY

Honestly, maybe that original Van Damme Volvo commercial's a fake? Dunno.

27 posted on 12/28/2013 9:29:40 PM PST by PapaNew
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To: lbryce

As a local yokel bellowed into a mic on the p.a. when I was young....in high school....”If you can’t be an athlete.......be an athletic supporter.”


28 posted on 12/28/2013 9:33:45 PM PST by RushIsMyTeddyBear (Great vid by ShorelineMike! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KOZjJk6nbD4&feature=plcp)
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29 posted on 12/28/2013 9:38:22 PM PST by fieldmarshaldj (Resist We Much)
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To: PapaNew

That is one brave elephant!


30 posted on 12/28/2013 9:44:14 PM PST by TigersEye (Stupid is a Progressive disease.)
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To: AlexW

“I remember seeing this on TV....I am not buying it.”

They made no bones about it. It’s CGI. You can Google it and get the entire story.


31 posted on 12/29/2013 3:03:08 AM PST by Gen.Blather
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To: Gen.Blather

Aw, dang. Now what’d you go and say that for?

Ya ruined it for me!


32 posted on 12/29/2013 4:20:51 AM PST by rlmorel ("A nation, despicable by its weakness, forfeits even the privilege of being neutral." A. Hamilton)
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To: AlexW

Why do you doubt this? This is absolutely real. Note that the people who form the triangle are all wearing parachutes. Why would they, unless this was a real stunt?


33 posted on 12/29/2013 5:25:57 AM PST by Lazamataz (Early 2009 to 7/21/2013 - RIP my little girl Cathy. You were the best cat ever. You will be missed.)
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To: Conspiracy Guy
That is one stiff Stetson.

Even his hat is deadly...

34 posted on 12/29/2013 5:51:52 AM PST by Caipirabob (Communists... Socialists... Democrats...Traitors... Who can tell the difference?)
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To: Lazamataz

C’mon Laz... those aren’t parachutes. They’re battery packs for the lights.


35 posted on 12/29/2013 6:13:35 AM PST by ken in texas
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To: lbryce

why would the guy making the C.G.I. images wear an atheletic supporter; if “working from home” he could have been naked /sarc


36 posted on 12/29/2013 9:18:53 AM PST by Wuli
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To: Caipirabob

Sort of the American version of Oddjob from the James Bond movie Goldfinger.


37 posted on 12/29/2013 1:25:29 PM PST by Conspiracy Guy (Did the ancients know they were ancients? Or did they see themselves as presents?)
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