Posted on 12/23/2013 5:08:22 AM PST by therightliveswithus
Pajama Boy can’t seem to do much right. He can’t seem to wear pajamas other than a onesie. He certainly cannot get anyone to sign up for the Affordable Care Act. And, according to an ObamaCare ad produced for Thanksgiving, he can’t slice a simple turkey without horribly cutting himself.
The picture, released by Organizing for America, warns people of the apparently tragic dangers of cutting the most popular main dish on Thanksgiving.
“Food-related injuries happen a lot this time of year,” the ad warns. “It’s a good time to talk about getting covered.”
Next to the words are paneled pictures. The first is a close-up of a tiny turkey and a knife that is, length-wise, longer than the entire bird. The second is of Pajama Boy, who is revealed to be wielding the knife, looking away, eyebrows raised as usual, as he shoves the sharp object into the turkey. The final picture is his hand heavily wrapped in bandages, as he squeezes it, most likely because it hurts.
You can see the humorously terrible ad below:
(Excerpt) Read more at thepunditpress.com ...
...future Odungocare surgeon.....
So what are the odds of an add with jammie boy with a bleeding rectum?
has anyone figured out Pajama-boy’s identity yet?
I almost feel sorry for him (except that he looks EXACTLY like the type of dweeb that would go for obamacare and want The Government to ‘help people’)
Is this for real?
(I don’t watch tv—but I can’t believe this would be broadcast.)
Outlaw knives. TOTALITARIANCARE knave ALERT!
#Gettalking about $10,000.00 deductibles. I don’t think pajama boy will meet his with a cut.
This is a joke, right?
Right? Is this a joke?
Is it?
The guy is pretty accident-prone, isn’t he? He really just needs to be Death-Panelled.
For his own safety, and that of others.
More commonly described as a "chicken." :)
Is that a turkey, or a rotisserie chicken?
I’m thinking of the later ...
I just can't get over that Hashtag, it sounds like an Order.
#Gettalking
Yes Imperious Leader!
Pajama boy is going to learn what a deductible is.
I couldn’t help but think of this short Monty Python sketch, and how it might be used to tout Obamacare.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zmcrreUVBeo&t=0m21s
Looks like he cut off the tips of his fingers!
Yikes! Wasted turkey, what with the probability of HIV+ blood!
Thank you for saying it for me.
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