President Obama today was again spotted trying to enter
the basketball court he had constructed during his term.
Insiders report that the court is being converted into workspace
for the teams of advisors appointed by White President Cruz in an
effort to, quote; "clean up the mess".
Meanwhile Rugs, Silverware, and Crystal are still missing. Insiders said
that Former first lady Michelle Obama had them boxed up and shipped
to their 12-million dollar home in Hawaii.
Also, the keys identified to be missing from the keyboards
in the WH spelled "Racist". No comments from the previous
staff are being reported.