Why, many’s the time I’ve been bowling with dwarves. They’re not good at picking up splits, though. What? You use them as the bowling ball? I’ll be. Where do you stick your thumb to get a grip on them? Never mind.
Basically they would strap the dwarf to a skateboard and drunks would roll them down an aisle headfirst into plastic bowling pins. When the state banned it I recall a TV interview with a dwarf steamed over his loss of income.