Health Secretary's Big Announcement

Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 8 Nov 2013 | John Semmens

[smokingfrog]

Of course, if you want your non-medicated water, you can keep it.

[PLMerite]

It’s getting so I have to check every story for your name up top. I’m usually relieved to see it, but the stories that are “true” are even scarier.

[GOPJ]

She brushed aside suggestions that some of the intended beneficiaries might not want the services she is vowing to impose on them. “People with untreated illnesses pose a risk to society that we cannot afford to ignore.

So, Dem re-education camps will be referred to as ObamaCare Mental Health Treatment Centers... Is this the official start of the nightmare?

[RetiredTexasVet]

I think these expanded benefits also cover “FEMA Re-education Camps” for attitudinal and behavioral adjustment.

[Seaplaner]

Semmens only semi satirizes Sebelius (America's mother-in-law)...

“People are making a big deal about how this patient was crying and pleading for help during his treatment,” Sebelius said. “That is the narrow view. The broader perspective is that our resources are finite. Food and water expended on those who's lives have little value to society subtracts from what we then have available for higher value individuals. Surely, the good of the whole outweighs the brief suffering of the few.”

We can visualize her saying exactly this (and meaning it.)

Another fine column, John.

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[Vendome]

Damnit!

I like to see satire get past twenty posts before it’s called....

[ViLaLuz]

Now Wendy Davis (Abortion Barbie) can get treatment.

[Chode]

only thing missing is the name of HER head shrinker and what Meds SHE'S on...

remember, one only wanted to kill puppies, Syphalilis on the other hand...

[Diver Dave]

Once again a GREAT article.

Hard to tell fact from satire.

Thanks, John.

[Ann Archy]

She is RIGHT about one thing....50% of AMericans have a Mental Disorder......they are DEMOCRATS!!

[G Larry]

Guess who the 50% are that she thinks need “medication”.....?

[freekitty]

Good Grief. This woman is looney.

[mbarker12474]

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