LOL! What a nice reply! :-) Maybe they’ll ask about your Smart Phone, next time. (Here’s hoping they don’t read this sites and start getting ideas...)
I too received a similar call and asked which computer was infected and was told “All of them!”
That sounded odd after a couple of other questions, so I asked them, even my Microsoft Windows ‘95 computer?
“Yes!”, was the emphatic and confident reply.
Well, I don’t have a Windows ‘95 computer any more; I’d upgraded it to Windows ‘98.
I realized then it was time to hang up.
I’m still on Wang.