My niece just came home from Cambridge. Many of the students are Chinese.
MIT — MADE IN TAIWAN
UCLA — UNIVERSITY OF CAUCASIANS LOST AMONG ASIANS
UC IRVINE (UCI) —UNIVERSITY OF CHINESE IMMIGRANTS
UC BERKELEY (UCB) UCB - University of Chinese Brainiacs
UC Riverside (UCR) = University of Chinese Rejects
PASADENA COMMUNITY COLLEGE(PCC) — POOR CHINESE COLLEGE
UCSD — UNIVERSITY OF SEXUAL DISEASES