If anyone ever steals my identity I plan on commiting “suicide”...
I have never seen a conviction of successful suicide actually be carried out.
But here would be some excerpts from that hypothetical trial:
“Your honor I swear I couldn’t stop hitting my own head with this hammer I held in my own two hands despite my other two hands trying to block it...”
“I raised the gun and pointed it at my own head and pulled the trigger, despite the bullet going right through my skull and splattering my brains on the wall I realised I was still concious, so in order to protect my familiy from my zombie corpse I kept firing till there was nothing left...”
“I kept trying to kill myself and failed over and over again, I checked my ID and sure enough it was me I was beating up with the candlestick in the conservatory so I took another whack at myself your honor....”
So if someone steals your identity, could one commit their own suiicde because the person stealing your identity is now you, aren’t they?
That’s about what it comes down tooooooooo.