Glad you survived. On a related note, I wonder how many men have died from prostate cancer because they didn’t want their doctor’s finger up their butt for 3 seconds. I mean, really?
Don’t need to go to the doctor for that anymore. TSA has people that do that.
OK, real question: after getting the rectal finger wave for years in the military, can I now count on the PSA test to replace the undignified invasive prostate exam?
Hadn’t thought about it before, but some contemporary doctors have been acting a little weird. ;-)
If my doctor doesn’t give me 5, I pout for three days.
... KIDDING ! JUST KIDDING!