Posted on 07/31/2013 3:58:07 PM PDT by xzins
You might think that the greatest hat trick artist of all time was Wayne Gretsky. You'd be talking hockey, and you'd be right. A hat trick, as many know, is 3 goals or more during a single game. This applies, as well, I believe with soccer.
In this short piece, however, we wish to discuss the neo-hat trick of the Democratic Party. A neo-hat trick is scored by any of the democrat's beautiful frauleins who can make a simple claim: kissed by Filner, sexted by Weiner, and propositioned by Clinton. (We must point out that we mean, Bill...)
How instructive to have in the news all of these stories at the same time. First, there's the democrat mayor of San Diego, Bob Filner, whose fast lips are matched only by his lustful whisperings in the ear.
Next there is Anthony Weiner, aka Carlos Danger, who now finds himself a talent scout for the porn industry. (A shovel ready job, Barry.) Shopping his manhood via text, Weiner enlists those who can't resist his bait.
And, not to be left out at this propitious moment, Monica Lewinsky's own words are playing today. Something to the effect, "Take my dress off, Billy."
But, in order to score a neo-Hat Trick for the Democrat Party, what line up of ladies has most likely been propositioned by all three?
Huma Abedin - Huma has obviously bit on the Weiner line. Considering her long years with Hillary, it's not outside the realm of possibility that Bill has sent the state troopers to her door. But, her case is weakened by the Filner connection. I got nothing there except that Hillary used to travel a lot.
Nancy Pelosi - One has to wonder about Nancy. She's a fan of all three, and she knows all three. And she protests about former colleagues who aren't colleagues. Hmmmmmmm...hat trick?
Hillary Clinton - Although many question the parentage of Chelsea Clinton, let's just accept that Bill knew Hillary. And, given that Huma and Anthony were always near, there is certainly opportunity for a cellular tryst to be revealed. Again, though, there is Filner.
So, my friends, are there others? And of these three, who has most likely bagged the coveted neo-hat trick?
I choose the one who protests too much. What say ye? Nancy…Nancy…Nancy…
...RAPED by Clinton!
“Better put some ice on that...”
Sounds like a feminist’s dream date!
Earned some ‘easy’ cash from Spitzer.
And bufued by 0bambi.
Oh damn, the jokes just jump off the page...
“Huma has obviously bit on the Weiner...”
Take my dress off, Billy...”
“the porn industry. (A shovel ready job, Barry.) “
I am laughing in the cube farm, over here!
4. Bob Menendez (RAT-NJ) and his underage prostitutes.
Thanks Sarge.
Can you believe they have all this stuff hitting the fan at one time?
And not one single major media soul is discussing the qualifications for office of people who make such lousy decisions.
Weiner’s latest is some chick who ratted him out at light speed. He’s the guy I want making decisions for me. You betcha.
We need Sally Sweetlies to make an appearence here...
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