1 posted on
07/15/2013 11:47:56 AM PDT by
grundle
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To: grundle
How ‘bout “Wave cheerfully at your neighbor, and ask him what he’s doin’ out on a miserable night like this one?”
67 posted on
07/15/2013 1:29:09 PM PDT by
Little Ray
(How did I end up in this hand-basket, and why is it getting so hot?)
To: grundle
Step 5) Chug your purple drank and pass out before you think of something brilliant like trying to beat someone up.
69 posted on
07/15/2013 1:34:54 PM PDT by
TigersEye
("No man left behind" is more than an Army Ranger credo it's the character of America.)
To: grundle
Here’s some additional advice:
1) When visiting or otherwise a guest in a gated community, don’t be surprised if someone asks in effect, can I help you - are you a guest or are you visiting someone as we’ve had a rash of break ins and we are walking around to better protect our residents and their guests.
2) Don’t attack law enforcement officials or local security guards.
71 posted on
07/15/2013 1:44:21 PM PDT by
1Old Pro
To: grundle
Don't be a serial burglar.
Don't do drugs.
Don't be a truant.
Don't wear your belt around your thighs.
Don't pick a fist fight with a creepy ass cracker packing heat.
78 posted on
07/15/2013 2:08:14 PM PDT by
Amagi
(Buying "Green" means purchasing inferior quality at increased cost.)
To: grundle
Like I used to tell the kids I used to have:
Hang out with stupid people at stupid hours
and stupid things tend to happen to you.
IE:play stupid games, win stupid prizes.
79 posted on
07/15/2013 2:53:47 PM PDT by
TurboZamboni
(Marx smelled bad & lived with his parents most his life.)
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