President: Sarah Palin
Vice-President: Louie Gohmert
Secretary of State: Allen West
Secretary of Defense: Michele Bachmann
Chief Justice of the Supreme Court: Ted Cruz
Department of Education: ELIMINATED!
Department of Health, Education, and Welfare: ELIMINATED!
Environmental Protection Agency: ELIMINATED!
Department of Agriculture: ELIMINATED!
Note the absence of Marco ("MEChA") Rubio and Rand ("La Raza") Paul, both of who are traitors.
Attorney General: Trey Gowdy
Although...I’d probably make Bolton SOS and Allen West Sec of Defense. Maybe MB to the UN.
I like Ted Cruz a lot - he might not be put to the best use as the SCOTUS.
I love how you eliminated all the unnecessary departments!!
Has a nice ring to it!