[TArcher]

“Journalists are trained to be objective,” Durbin contended.

 

^The horror, ^The horror

Mistah Durbin- He Clueless

 

 

[doorgunner69]

Another brilliant satire that roped in a few. Uncanny how just a small twist can make it so realistic sounding in today's screwed up liberal run country.

A few that may be new to your posts pick up on that quickly I have noticed. It is really the punchline..........

[JoeProBono]

[JoeProBono]

[JoeProBono]

[CottShop]

[[“We understand that some people may be frightened or angry over what they see as unwarranted acts of terror or other violence carried out by persons alleged to be motivated by radical religious views,” Killian said. “However, it is our position that two wrongs don’t make a right.”]]

And so startign today, we are goign to begin arresting law abiding citizens for excersizing hteir right to free speech by speakign out agaisnt htose who might wish us harm

Gee, what next? Thought police?

[Smokin' Joe]

Outstanding, John, Outstanding!

[driftless2]

Excellent John. What Killian actually said was damning enough. Another Obama-stooge lawyer who is more than willing to take away first amendment rights.

[momtothree]

This one got a lot of freepers, John! Good job!

[FreedomPoster]

They’re going to love my tagline.

[Northern Yankee]

John...

As usual your biting satire hits the nail right on the head.

[The Wizard]

bama the crook, and all his minions should be expelled.....sad to think we are stuck with a criminal enterprise running the country and robbing her blind

[Arrowhead1952]

“Journalists are trained to be objective,” Durbin contended. “Ordinary citizens are not. I think if we limited posting rights to this identifiable and more narrowly confined group we would eliminate a lot of our problems with unauthorized and unsanctioned expression. The news would be more controlled and less hysterical and subversive.”

I know this is satire, but this statement is like asking "Who are you going to believe? Me or your lying eyes?" I guess Senator Turban thinks Dan Ra^THer was objective.

[Shimmer1]

john, this time you’ve merely posted the news. You get really close, usually. And you expose the inanity and stupidity of libs, but this time you’ve just reported the news, this time the guy actually said the stupid, inane thing. (shaking head)

Thank you, John!!!

[cuban leaf]

Jerk! You almost got me again. ;-)

It’s sad when absurd satire is so close to our reality.

[ReformationFan]

Not satire.

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

Well, once again, some people didn’t quite get the satire part at first. It’s a damn shame when your stuff actually sounds like something people in our warped government would actually say.