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DOJ to Crack Down on Excessive Criticism of Muslims
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 31 May 2013 | John Semmens

Posted on 05/31/2013 9:18:23 PM PDT by John Semmens

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To: Mpatl

I got suckered because I really do believe that obumbler is a muslim, and I also believe that he is a closet jihadist.

I believe his actions in the Mid-east demonstrate that.

I read an article recently that opened my eyes. The question was, why if he is a jihadist would he do drone strikes on jihadists?

Answer...Like the Sunnis kill Shiites and Bloods kill Crips, it is a turf war and the winner gets whatever territory the Caliphate controls.

So forget the drones...forget the special forces strikes and look at the overall view...look at where this thing is going. The mid-east is going to end up in the hands of the Muslim Brotherhood.

Who is the Muslim Brotherhood’s best friend in the western world?

Obumbler.

So even though the article is satire and I got snookered, it gives one a lot to think about simply because it is not totally implausible.


21 posted on 05/31/2013 9:46:27 PM PDT by old curmudgeon
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****“Fighting for the faith and slaying unbelievers is a religious obligation for Muslims,” Killian argued. “Verbal attacks on these beliefs and behaviors illegally denigrate the religious freedoms of Muslims. Just as our Constitution protects the Christians’ right to ‘turn the other cheek’ it also must protect the Muslims’ right to wage holy jihad. To the extent that Muslims are inhibited by hate speech targeting this right we will intervene.” ****

Bring it on you rag head SOBs! My bullets are coated with pig fat!

22 posted on 05/31/2013 9:49:11 PM PDT by Ruy Dias de Bivar (Sometimes you need 7+ more ammo. LOTS MORE.)
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some people seem to miss the satire...

but these days it's sometimes hard to tell.

23 posted on 05/31/2013 9:51:48 PM PDT by smokingfrog ( ==> sleep with one eye open (<o> ---)
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To: Mpatl

Thanks. Yes, I figured it out.


24 posted on 05/31/2013 9:53:17 PM PDT by davisfh
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25 posted on 05/31/2013 9:53:30 PM PDT by JoeProBono (Mille vocibus imago valet;-{)
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John, I think you’re on to something. For a Muslim to slaughter American infidels is surely protected under the Religious Freedom Restoration Act of 1993. That Act permits Native Americans to use peyote for religious purposes.


26 posted on 05/31/2013 9:57:55 PM PDT by TChad
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Unwarranted acts of terror? What, does he think there are times when acts of terror by Muslims are warranted?


27 posted on 05/31/2013 10:00:20 PM PDT by ThunderSleeps (Stop obarma now! Stop the hussein - insane agenda!)
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To: TChad

Yes, I see your point. For everyone else peyote is forbidden. For Native Americans it is a protected religious practice.

For everyone else killing someone who offends your faith is forbidden. For Muslims it is a protected religious practice.


28 posted on 05/31/2013 10:10:08 PM PDT by John Semmens
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"...who, being themselves but fallible and uninspired men, have assumed dominion over the faith of others, setting up their own opinions and modes of thinking as the only true and infallible, and as such endeavoring to impose them on others, hath established and maintained false religions over the greatest part of the world, and through all time;
 
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 that it is time enough for the rightful purposes of civil government, for its officers to interfere when principles break out into overt acts against peace and good order; and finally, that truth is great and will prevail if left to herself, that she is the proper and sufficient antagonist to error, and has nothing to fear from the conflict, unless by human interposition disarmed of her natural weapons, free argument and debate, errors ceasing to be dangerous when it is permitted freely to contradict them. "
 
"I HAVE SWORN UPON THE ALTAR OF GOD ETERNAL HOSTILITY TO EVERY FORM OF TYRANNY OVER THE MIND OF MAN"
--The Virginia Act For Establishing Religious Freedom
--Thomas Jefferson, 1786
 

29 posted on 05/31/2013 10:12:01 PM PDT by TArcher ("TO SECURE THESE RIGHTS, governments are instituted among men" -- Does that still work?)
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To: ThunderSleeps

Yes, to spread the faith of Islam.


30 posted on 05/31/2013 10:12:11 PM PDT by John Semmens
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John, I do believe that you might have reeled in a few more unsuspecting forum members than usual. It's a credit to your quite believable "quotes" that causes folks (including moi) to begin to fulminate before seeing the "semi-news semi-satire" warning.

With your ability to mix truth and fiction, you might consider putting in a resume for Mister Holder's job (assuming that he heads for the exits sometime soon.)

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31 posted on 05/31/2013 10:14:01 PM PDT by Seaplaner (Never give in. Never give in. Never...except to convictions of honour and good sense. W. Churchill)
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“Journalists are trained to be objective,” Durbin contended.

 

The horror, The horror

Mistah Durbin- He Clueless

 

 


32 posted on 05/31/2013 10:15:58 PM PDT by TArcher ("TO SECURE THESE RIGHTS, governments are instituted among men" -- Does that still work?)
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Another brilliant satire that roped in a few. Uncanny how just a small twist can make it so realistic sounding in today's screwed up liberal run country.

A few that may be new to your posts pick up on that quickly I have noticed. It is really the punchline..........

33 posted on 05/31/2013 10:16:50 PM PDT by doorgunner69
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34 posted on 05/31/2013 10:21:41 PM PDT by JoeProBono (Mille vocibus imago valet;-{)
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35 posted on 05/31/2013 10:23:32 PM PDT by JoeProBono (Mille vocibus imago valet;-{)
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36 posted on 05/31/2013 10:26:02 PM PDT by JoeProBono (Mille vocibus imago valet;-{)
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To: old curmudgeon

What you missed is that it is satire.


37 posted on 05/31/2013 10:28:05 PM PDT by mlo
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38 posted on 05/31/2013 10:29:29 PM PDT by JoeProBono (Mille vocibus imago valet;-{)
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[[“We understand that some people may be frightened or angry over what they see as unwarranted acts of terror or other violence carried out by persons alleged to be motivated by radical religious views,” Killian said. “However, it is our position that two wrongs don’t make a right.”]]

And so startign today, we are goign to begin arresting law abiding citizens for excersizing hteir right to free speech by speakign out agaisnt htose who might wish us harm

Gee, what next? Thought police?


39 posted on 05/31/2013 10:32:56 PM PDT by CottShop (Scientific belief does not constitute scientific evidence, nor does it convey scientific knowledge)
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For Muslims it is a protected religious practice.

That's probably good enough for the Ninth Circus.

40 posted on 05/31/2013 10:33:17 PM PDT by TChad
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