[Old Sarge]

What, no mentions of:

- Kim Kardashian’s ass?
- Celebrity Dancing with the Washed-up Stars?
- how Bush is responsible for world hunger?

[Reaganite Republican]

I think Bush depressed Kim K and made her eat 78% of the world’s food supply, resulting in a ‘sexy’ rear end that resembles the back of a Greyhound bus.

Now it’s too big for Kim to be on celebrity dancing shows, lest she cause a 5.0 tremor in the Hollywierd area.

See, it IS all connected- and Bush’s fault too!