[piasa]

Possums make pretty good grenades. Toss em at a city person and the unexpected delivery makes quite an impression, though they are not terribly dangerous since they stay curled up on impact and don't really use all those teeth. Now if you hit someone with a really fat one it could smart a bit.

Gatorgrenades do more damage but they are harder to throw safely and are apt to snap at your elbow or knee when you swing them.

Best one is a raccoongrenade, the fur flies when they hit and teeth and claws strike everywhere all at once, but you cannot use these as easily when you are drunk because they can climb their own tails and turn your arm into hamburger.

[no-to-illegals]

LOL piasa ... have never heard anything from you but the truth.