DUmmie FUnnies 05-02-13 (DUmmies Make Excuses For Obama's Helplessness)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | May 2, 2013 | Dummies and PJ-Comix

[PJ-Comix]

And now back to couponing. In case you don't know you can score some AMAZING deals right now at the Dollar General Stores if they haven't fixed the computer glitch. Just Google "Dollar General P&G glitch" for details.

[PJ-Comix]

PING!

[Lx]

I’m continually amazed at the level of language and vulgarity that goes on in the DUmpster. I think most are still in high school and the rest are ‘60s rejects.

[LibLieSlayer]

I am sorry... I just cannot laugh at the ignorance of the left... they have grown far too dangerous to take lightly.

LLS

[hometoroost]

"Poor, poor President Obama, so helpless, except when he decides he doesn't want to be."

Yes, at his press conference he couldn't solve a problem or answer a question on the important issues but practically broke his neck racing back to the podium to talk about the gay NBA player.

[envisio]

PJ... about time!
Wherdahell you been?

[envisio]

yes, most are 13 to 17 years old. They are in the “I wanna change the world” stage but still get a ride to school in Mom’s minivan.
The others are so stoned they don’t know where they are and others, like you said, are still in the 60’s, brain turned to mush from so much LSD.

[Condor51]

top 10!

[Arrowhead1952]

. . . He has only a very small number of long-term friends who will support him through thick or thin.

[Sounds like all his close friends are flunkies.]

All those long term friends are muslime terrorists.

[PJ-Comix]

Wherdahell you been?

Couponing. If I told you how much product I've gotten in the past couple of weeks you wouldn't believe me and I wouldn't blame you for your disbelief. Still another week to go in this run.

[PJ-Comix]

I Am Helpless,
Hear Me Snore... It sounds like there could be a song parody in there to the tune of "I Am Woman."

[Tupelo]

Change one word in this rant and I could/would/should have said it.

“VOTE f*ck a vote. Is my entire life span f*cking nothing. 60 f*cking years, where's the land of opportunity. Where is the “land of the free”. My f*cking vote means nothing because some rich mother f*cker can BUY my spineless greedy candidate AFTER he is in office. How much f*cking longer do I have to live to see this so called DEMOCRACY correct itself. Or would it be long enough if I lived another 100 years.”

[Condor51]

WHY CAN'T PRESIDENT OBAMA GET ANYTHING DONE!!?1!!

What are you talking about? Obama's finished every round of Golf he's started.

WHY don't we have people who are willing to be more devious?

You do. But they're all in Prison.

He has only a very small number of long-term friends who will support him through thick or thin.

Yep, and unfortunately they aren't exactly 'around'. They're busy being Tyrants in North Korea, Cuba, Venezuela, and China.

[Vision]

How much f*cking longer do I have to live to see this so called DEMOCRACY correct itself

Considering America is a Republic, not a democracy, apparently forever.

[metmom]

Just Google "Dollar General P&G glitch" for details.

No results.

[ExCTCitizen]

Problem -- Harry Reid and Senate

[Yeah, it is a little tough when your senate leader has all the charm of a gloomy undertaker.]

You insulted gloomy undertakers...They are more charming than Harry!!

[luvie]

Obama, himself, needs to hold some face to face meetings with these people or at least set up some real time conference videos with specially set up town hall meetings where the people come and ask their questions and get direct answers from the President if only through teleconferencing. This administration is just not active enough.

Ask them to join him on the golf course? That's where he is to be found the majority of his time...and he's even a bad golfer!

...and, refresh my memory but.....didn't the DIMs crucify Eisenhower for "playing too much golf?" Maybe everyone just wants this dude OUT of their hair.

[doorgunner69]

Maybe Obunga-bunga gave up on face to face after so many recoiled in disgust at the stench of nicotine he enveloped them in.

[PJ-Comix]

Huh? I found plenty of results HERE.

[AlexW]

“I think most are still in high school and the rest are ‘60s rejects.”
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As Savage says, “Liberalism is a mental disorder”.
With many the DUmp members, they are children pretending to be adults, or pseudo adults locked in arrested adolescence.