My fellow communists, liberals, progressives, socialists, fascists, anarchists, union thugs, and Chicagoland gang members, it is with a heavy heart and great sadness that I speak to you today from the Great White Hut. Sadness, not because of the loss of life and injuries suffered by Bostonians, but sadness because I had just jerked a 10 foot putt for a 12 on the 7th at Congressional when I was informed of the tragedy.
Upon hearing the catastrophic news from the only Secret Service agent who wasnt hitting on the drink-cart girl, I broke down in tears and wept in the strong warm arms of my main body man Reggie Love. We stayed like that for more than an hour until I composed myself.
I immediately contacted Eric Holder, the Attorney General Racist, and was told that the initial information from Boston indicated the attack was the work of the ultra-rightwing ARA - the Amish Republican Army - a heavily armed and extremely violent domestic terrorist group centered in Blue Balls, Pennsylvania.
I immediately instructed the Attorney Racist to lay siege to their compound. Heavily armed with AR-15s the Amish terrorists violently attacked our valiant forces led by Homeland Security Dyke-in-Chief Janet Big Sis Napolitano. Big Sis reports that the ARA compound was counter-attacked by artillery, 40 millions rounds of armor piercing high caliber ammunition and nuclear weapons. The ARA was completely destroyed.
Now that the guilty parties have been dealt with and crushed, I am free to return to Congressional and finish my round. In my absence I have ceded command of the armed forces to my Vice-President, Crazy Joe Biden. All Americans, except for bible-thumping, gun-toting Christian clingers should sleep easily tonight knowing that MY country is secure and in good hands."
Barry Barack Baracka Obama Soetoro Davis
POTUS-in-Fraud
Posted on April 15, 2013 by Miguel
http://gunfreezone.net/wordpress/
"If the Saudi guy in custody turns out to be the Boston Marathon bomber, DHS was watching other people who are much dangerous in their opinion."