[M-cubed]

unless you find a line cook shagging a waitron in the linen closet and he's set his carry firearm somewhere convenient while his pants were down.<<<

LOL....are u speaking from experience J. Random??.....Seems I heard from unnamed sources that you once did a lil cooking......*W*

[JRandomFreeper]

I was the kitchen manager type that carried a crowbar to pry them apart and yell "NOT ON THE CLEAN LINEN!".

I also did boring paperwork and kept people from killing each other in creative ways.

Receiving product was the best part of the job. That and getting a few minutes on the line.

But no, I was a celibate already by the time I started in the commercial kitchens. I didn't participate in any of that hanky panky. I did, of course, carry my own armory with me.

/johnny