“how soon can I purchase a triceratops?”
Yeah! I’d bet one grazing in my front yard would keep the teenagers off my grass!
I'm mounting a Dillon Aero minigun on each horn, with a custom made ammo saddle bags on its sides...about where my stirrups go.
Of course there will be a friggin' green laser on his head....
....now if I could just find some ammo.....