You have to love lib colleges - the very foundation of hippocritic behavior.
Liberals are slime.
Learn it.
Believe it.
Memorize it.
Repeat it.
Live it.
Love it.
And hope that one day you will be able to help pull the handles on the guillotines that will most certainly be used on liberals, progressives, and other septic tank dwellers.
I doubt the long contracts last very long. Lots of people are pretty unhappy about it now.