Posted on 02/28/2013 5:20:57 AM PST by marktwain
Jimmy Kimmel Live last night was supposed to feature the British singer Morrissey and the Robertson family from the A&E Show Duck Dynasty. However, when Morrissey, a vegetarian and "animal rights activist", found out the Robertsons were sharing the limelight with him, he issued an ultimatum - them or me.
"As far as my reputation is concerned, I can't take the risk of being on a show alongside people who, in effect, amount to animal serial killers," Morrissey said in a statement. "If Jimmy cannot dump 'Duck Dynasty' then we must step away."
Oh, the horror of having to appear alongside those uncouth colonialists who actually kill their own meat.
As an aside, Willie Robertson, Jr, CEO of Duck Commander, is on the ballot for the NRA Board of Directors. He is one of 28 that has been nominated by the Nominating Committee.
UPDATE: Cancelling at the last minute doesn't go over too well with late night talk shows. Jimmy Kimmel takes Morrissey to task and explains why he wasn't about the disinvite the Duck Dynasty folks.
I’m surprised Kimmell didn’t fold like a cheap suit. The good little liberal that he his.
Morrissey tries to out b!tch Elton John on Elton’s worst day. He’s Britian’s queer Mikey, who hates everything.
If you look at the Daily Mail on line, you will see that he hates awards shows, “breeders”(non gay people), the Royal family, etc..... If it weren’t for his rants, nobody would be interested because this queen has absolutely NO talent as a singer.
I’d rather listen to a 5 minute chorus of duck calls than Morrisey’s caterwalling.
Maybe true if ALL men were gay, but then that would mostly be due to the species dying out.
LOL! I just watched the video of the Duck Dynasty guys and their “carrot calls” for vegans! It’s halfway through the video where Kimmel is explaining about why he won’t disinvite the Duck Dynasty guys. Hilarious! Mr S and I get a real kick out of that show!
He is also seemingly aware that some of the nastiest, most vicious homicides are gay-on-gay.
One of the more bizarre ones was under the guise of sex play with a guy he was enraged at. After “mummifying” him in Saran Wrap, voluntarily, he put an extra wrap over his face to block his breathing tube. Then, as his victim was asphyxiating and helpless, he stabbed him about 70 times, cut off his genitalia, and used some device which tore his anus apart, in no particular order.
In some of the larger cities, in fact, when police find such grotesqueness, they start by assuming it was a homosexual homicide.
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