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To: Telepathic Intruder

Well, some people want to look normal in the coffin you see, so they shoot themselves in the BACK of the head, it’s a little more difficult but you are much more presentable at your funeral. Let’s see now, if I cock the weapon first and hold it by the end of the barrel with my left hand I can pull the muzzle against the back of my head...now I just need to figure out how to work the trigger. Yeah, I think I can do it. I hope the first shot does it though, that second one would be a real ballbuster. Now, how do I get myself from here to that damned park after I’m dead? Oh, I know, it would be a lot easier to just lie down across the railroad tracks before I shoot myself. Then with my neck on the track I can just let the shotgun rest on the ground with the muzzle against my head behind the right ear and reach out with my right hand and pull the trigger. I’m sure I can manage that. I’m a born problem solver for sure! Oh wait, I’m gonna look like hell in the coffin after that locomotive and a hundred cars run over my head. Maybe I’m not as great a problem solver as I thought.


5 posted on 02/13/2013 10:11:09 AM PST by RipSawyer (I was born on Earth, what planet is this?)
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To: RipSawyer
Well, some people want to look normal in the coffin you see, so they shoot themselves in the BACK of the head,

People who want to do that just stick the gun in their mouths, pointing towards the back of the head.

7 posted on 02/13/2013 10:23:30 AM PST by PapaBear3625 (You don't notice it's a police state until the police come for you.)
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To: RipSawyer
Ah, but the real genius is being able to throw yourself on a railroad track after you've committed suicide. Then they just have to wonder "why was this guy sleeping on the railroad tracks?
9 posted on 02/13/2013 11:20:17 AM PST by Telepathic Intruder (The only thing the Left has learned from the failures of socialism is not to call it that)
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