[Ghost of Philip Marlowe]

I thought OSHA banned scissors in the workplace.

[whitedog57]

Disarm the innocents! Defend yourself with scissors and icepicks. Always a good defense against someone with a shotgun, Napolitano (you silver-back gorilla!)

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