You nailed it. The media will never cover this.
There could be a video of Obama being born with a Kenyan TV show playing in the background with the all the nurses singing the Kenyan national anthem and they would never report it.
There are two ways to get mainstream media attention:
1) A House Of Representatives Committee holding a congressional investigation with subpoenas for big name witnesses. The most recent example is Fast and Furious leading to the censure of Eric Holder. The mainstream media loves to see folks raising their hands and swearing to tell the truth with the threat of perjury hanging over their heads. And every once in a while somebody cracks and actually spills the beans when put under that kind of pressure.
2) A Grand Jury investigation with the possibility of criminal indictments being handed down. Every presidential scandal going back to the Grant administration in the 1870s had a grand jury. In recent times think Watergate leading to a president’s resignation, Iran Contra leading to the conviction of the Secretary of Defense, Whitewater, Paula Jones/Monica Lewinsky leading to the impeachment of a president and Scooter Libby/CIA Leaks leading to the conviction of a top aide. Grand jury investigations get major network coverage while civil lawsuits that are often dismissed on pre-trial motions, not so much.
Usurper-gate has had no congressional investigations and no criminal grand jury investigations even though felonies are alleged. Sheriff Arpaio and Mike Zullo need to turn over whatever evidence they have to the Maricopa County Attorney. That should have happened months before the election. Even the beginning of a grand jury probe would have put “no drama Obama” under a criminal investigation cloud.