These dining utensils must have been for the host ... in case any of the guests complained about the meal.
To: DogByte6RER
Actually, you could shoot anyone sitting at the table simply by holding your forearm up vertically, so the handle would point in their direction.
It would take a bit of getting used to, but not that difficult after a little practice.
2 posted on
01/26/2013 7:58:54 PM PST by
Cicero
(Marcus Tullius)
To: DogByte6RER
I was cleaning my spoon when it suddenly went off.
3 posted on
01/26/2013 8:05:51 PM PST by
cripplecreek
(REMEMBER THE RIVER RAISIN!)
To: DogByte6RER
She can at me with a spoon. I had no choice.
4 posted on
01/26/2013 8:08:38 PM PST by
bmwcyle
(People who do not study history are destine to believe really ignorant statements.)
To: DogByte6RER
Adds a new dimension to the phrase ‘death by fork’
To: DogByte6RER
6 posted on
01/26/2013 8:20:41 PM PST by
MV=PY
(The Magic Question: Who's paying for it)
To: DogByte6RER
"This food...it is so horrible...I can only do the honourable thing!"...said in a very cheesy French accent.
7 posted on
01/26/2013 8:39:44 PM PST by
Tainan
(Cogito, ergo conservatus sum -- "The Taliban is inside the building")
To: DogByte6RER
Table manners must have been a serious issue back then.
To: DogByte6RER
That last piece of pecan pie is to die for.
9 posted on
01/26/2013 10:48:06 PM PST by
Blackirish
(Forward Comrades!!!!!!!!!)
To: DogByte6RER
Gives new meaqning to the saying “shooting your mouth off.....”
10 posted on
01/26/2013 11:06:37 PM PST by
njslim
(St)
To: DogByte6RER
“For the last time...pass the gravy!”
11 posted on
01/27/2013 6:11:39 AM PST by
Caipirabob
(Communists... Socialists... Democrats...Traitors... Who can tell the difference?)
To: DogByte6RER; SunkenCiv
Oh yeah? Well, fork you! Blam!
To: DogByte6RER; SunkenCiv
Do you want to pawn it or sell it?
I want to sell it to finance my kids education. (Translation: I need more money to blow in the casinos.)
OK, well I have a buddy who is an expert in 18th Century flintlock cutlery weapons, let me give him a call . . .
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