Unfortunately, us city slickers are going to be dealing with this on a daily basis.
My aunt and uncle are always inviting my wife and I to their farm in South Africa. I just might take them up on it.
inviting wife and me
Before you take off for South Africa, you might want to acquaint yourself with the local customs .....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6fzRSE_p1Ys