hahahahaha! tequila works in many ways... i like it... if i feel a cold coming on, or a slight tickle in my throat, i take a shot or two... or to keep me warm... petroleum jelly is good for chapped lips/skin... removing makeup, protecting skin from the cold, as a lubricant... but i like your idea even better!
I need Vaseline for my cheekbones when I’m outdoors, and I use Vaseline infused cotton balls for fire starter.
You can keep a tiny jar of cotton balls soaked in Vaseline in your car, and you have the fire starters, and the chap lip product, and a lubricant all together.
Tequila keeps you warm? I thought it made your clothes fall off!