DUmmie FUnnies 01-05-13 (DUmmies, KOmmies Mostly Fine With Al Gorezeera Hypocrisy)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | January 5, 2013 | DUmmies, KOmmies, & PJ-Comix

[PJ-Comix]

A slack period now in couponing but hoping to score some FREE body wash soon. Also looking to score some FREE airfare.

[PJ-Comix]

Hoping for a solitary...PING!

[cripplecreek]

I'm just thinking of the field day Fox will have with this...and all the wing nuts who will insist the county is being taken over by Muslims. I wish Gore had waited to find another buyer...

I would have been OK with Glenn Beck buying it.

[PJ-Comix]

Hoping for a solitary...PING!

[Mercat]

5?

[Cletus.D.Yokel]

TT but is it taxable?

[rockrr]

And, in other news, water remains mostly wet. ;-)

[cripplecreek]

I wonder if Al Gore will share his gains with those at Current who will soon be unemployed.

Jenny Grandtheft is out but she probably wouldn't wear the burka. Lord knows we tried to get her to put a bag over her head for 12 years in Michigan.

[Cletus.D.Yokel]

But the deal was not signed until Wednesday."

I sense one of 2 things...

1. TurboTax Timmy will issue a waiver on this sale before he leaves; or,

2. Since The Goracle is a member of the 1%, he will be able to afford a CPA that will find an exemption, somewhere, in the tax code.

Either one will circle the DU-drain before anyone gets to report/comment.

[Mr. Silverback]

Top ten! bow, lesser posters!

[Cletus.D.Yokel]

[What about his 2nd wife?]

Family portrait:

[Ditter]

I know someone who worked for Current TV wonder if she now works for AlJazzera?

On yeah......I remember something......... I heard a while back that albore was not paying her salary often enough so maybe she moved on.

[Cletus.D.Yokel]

:: bow, lesser posters! ::

See my #6 and where, pray tell, is ^your^ bent spine?

Love ya!

Clete

[darkwing104]

We are now seeing the liberal "Idiocracy" in action. Since the last election I cannot believe the ignorant crap be presented as facts from these self-aggrandizing morons. My God! liberals are now officially dumber than Amoebas and this proves it.

[DeFault User]

I’m surprised the DUmmies didn’t come up with the argument that Al Gore really scored one for the cause by draining the oil sheiks of $500 million, repatriating their ill gotten gains to US soil and saddling them with Current TV, which even fewer people will watch now—thus using less electricity and reducing the carbon footprint of his beloved country.

Whew! I’m dizzy from going through those loops.

[Arrowhead1952]

He is a private citizen who was f*cked out of the Presidency that he won. His family life has crumbled, he's getting old, he is no longer a public official and he hasn't been for some time now. He doesn't "owe" me a goddamn thing. If he wanted to try to hang on to more of his money, LEGALLY, I'm not going to carp at him for so doing.

Who knew algore is posting at daily kos?? Still not over the lost election of 2000.

[Rinnwald]

That was brilliant! If you ever follow the footsteps of Bob Dylan and sell out, my friend, I see a future as biographer for fallen Democrats.

It’s a true talent. I hope you only use it for good, and stick with satire. The irony, that prime skewering satire and straight biography for Democrats is indistinguishable, is not lost on me.

Now do one on Hillary. Please, please!!

[This I Wonder32460]

Why are muslims (citizens of islam) allowed to own anything in this country? As it always has been, islam is the enemy of the reasonable, rational, sane world. Islam is the anti-christ because it denies the anointing of Jesus as Christ. Islam calls Jesus just a man. Meanwhile, they revere a barbaric, insane war lord as their standard for living.

[2sheds]

I saw this thread in Dummieland and was hoping you had picked up on it. Here's another good one :

Al Gore stands to gain about $70 million after selling Current TV to al-Jazeera

[Hoodat]

[He had to sell to Al Jazeera. No other suckers were available.]

Actually, Glen Beck tried to buy the station. But Gore's group nixed the deal because they didn't like Beck's politics. So they sold it to an anti-Israel hate group instead.