[Louis Foxwell]

Laz,
We have not been formally introduced but your reputation precedes you with a degree of aplomb and bombast, an overflowing cup of mendacity and more than a smidgen of licentious fever all wrapped in a high dudgeon of estimability. How do you do it? Curious readers want to know.
Lou

[Lazamataz]

Laz, We have not been formally introduced but your reputation precedes you with a degree of aplomb and bombast, an overflowing cup of mendacity and more than a smidgen of licentious fever all wrapped in a high dudgeon of estimability. How do you do it? Curious readers want to know. Lou

Simple. Spend 12 years on a website, consistently and obsessively posting, day in and day out, like a twitchy overnervous sweating mole-rat who's overdosed on crack and high-caffiene-content coffee.

11 years will not cut it. It has to be 12.

And you must know when to say no.

[Lazamataz]

Aw crap. You've got 12 years. That means you, too, should have a reputation. :)

BTW, as a fervent student of the English language, I will add this: