LOL.
I travel a lot for business, and usually I have to take some noob out on the road.
Whenever I pick up a rental car, I open the trunk and look inside right away.
“What are you doing?”, the noob always asks.
“Checking for dead hookers. You never know.”
Checking for dead hookers. You never know.
If a crime drama/comedy movie hasn’t already started out like that, it should. With a dead hooker actually in the trunk.
Several years ago a stolen car, engine still running, was dumped in front of my house. First thing I did was go knock on the trunk to see if anyone was in there.