Hahahaha! When I was writing that I knew it’d get me in trouble.
When I was a kid, I used to play at the Naval Observatory. We were friends with the admiral’s son. The VP did not live there back then; the admiral did.
Talk about a place to play! They had a movie theater and we would call into the kitchen with food orders. I was young, but drove a car around the grounds. We were kinda bad. It was a blast. :)