[T-Bird45]

I'd like to be a fly on the wall a few years hence, at her 10-year HS class reunion with her fellow former cheerleaders:

Cheerleader #1 - So, what did you go and where did you go after HS?

AC130 GNR - I went to Iraq and Afghanistan so I could kill people, break things, and blow sh*t up.

Cheerleader #2 - Ooooo, wasn't that icky and gross?

AC130 GNR - No, it was cool...my mini-gun could put one round in every square meter of a football field in seconds. Took out an entire column of Taliban that way...nothing left that couldn't be picked up with a spoon! LOL...

(sounds of barfing from #1 and #2)

[T-Bird45]

Cheerleader #1 - So, what did you go and where did you go after HS?

CORRECTION: Cheerleader #1 - So, what did you do and where did you go after HS?