When we were about 7 and 10, my brother and I would pick up empty pop bottles—we needed 8 of `em at 3 cents each—and then we would cash them in at this little store in Elk City and each buy a package of Hostess cupcakes, Twinkies or Snowballs @ 12 cents.
Then we would go shoot beer bottles behind a honkytonk on Route 66 with our Daisys. Way back when mammals lived in trees.
The Democrats’ girlfriend is Betty Crocker: She loves crumbs!
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